babe you look so cool.

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queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

(via highschoolhottie)



trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(via highschoolhottie)



don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

(Source: nickelbackthatassup, via wank-r)



grandma:you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me:grandma you're like 80


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